What the fuck IS THAT? Your eyes aren't deceiving you...it's a dude. When I first saw this I was absolutely speechless, yet it was like a dead baby or a train wreck -- I simply could not look away. My second viewing reduced me to a shreiking pile of shit on the floor as I nearly guffawed myself into cardiac arrest. Is this guy FUCKING SERIOUS? This guy is either a brilliant actor or one of the most fucked up people I have ever laid eyes on. This...thing...is apparently upset over people making fun of poor, defenseless Britney Spears after her abortion of a show on the VMAs.
This guy apparently visited the Netherlands with the intention of punishing the country for it's support of the war in Iraq. The Mensa rejectee, Carlos Hartmann of Michigan, decided that he wanted to kill a soldier. After failing to find a soldier to dispatch, this degenerate hippie became so enraged that he attempted an amateur lobotomy on an unsuspecting civilian (who had no connection to any country's military or his killer, and was simply waiting for the train) with an axe.
I have a feeling General Petraeus would rather allow this whackjob to off him quickly rather than have Hillary Clinton turn his brain to mush in another Congressional hearing.
Daily Rant
Posted by Mike
I hate Lou Holtz
I know a lot of people hate Lou Holtz. I know this is not a new concept. I, however, believe my hatred of Lou Holtz is better than your hatred of Lou Holtz. I was willing to give the man a chance to redeem himself this college football season. I'll even admit to feeling a tad inspired by his "Michigan Pep Talk" on ESPN the other day. But after watching him hack his way through another pep talk for TCU, I cannot take it anymore.
Separated at birth?
It's bad enough having to watch him wrap his wrinkly lips around the collective cocks of Notre Dame/Michigan fans. EVERY FUCKING TIME I switch over to ESPN, all I hear is "Slobber, slobber, lisp, lisp, Notre Dame, slobber, lisp, *loud sucking noise*, lisp, slobber, Michigan"...you get the idea. The man is a living, breathing, atrocity of a football analyst. However, I am looking forward to the twilight of the football season because (aside from knowing I won't have to watch Lou Holtz for another several months) this blithering idiot will be writhing around in a puddle of diarrhea that overflowed from his adult diaper as he suffers a massive brain hemmorhage while trying to explain away why his precious Fighting Irish lost 8 or more games this season.
Tard of the Month
This site went live on 11/14/07. For you fucks who can't add, this means it hasn't been a month yet. On 12/14/07, the first SAftS Tard of the Month will be announced. Stay tuned!
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What the fuck IS THAT? Your eyes aren't deceiving you...it's a dude. When I first saw this I was absolutely speechless, yet it was like a dead baby or a train wreck -- I simply could not look away. My second viewing reduced me to a shreiking pile of shit on the floor as I nearly guffawed myself into cardiac arrest. Is this guy FUCKING SERIOUS? This guy is either a brilliant actor or one of the most fucked up people I have ever laid eyes on. This...thing...is apparently upset over people making fun of poor, defenseless Britney Spears after her abortion of a show on the VMAs.
